Illiteracy: America's Next Great Adventure
01 March 2006
Let's talk anniversaries.
This year's Super Bowl, Super Bowl XL, was not -- as its merchandise and logos will tell you -- its 40th anniversary. It was the Super Bowl's 40th year. It was its 39th anniversary.
Think weddings: your first anniversary is one year after the date you got married (tough to remember, guys, I know).
Thus, Super Bowl I was the wedding day. Super Bowl II was the first anniversary. And so on.
Now that that is taken care of, let's talk ellipses...